1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist – Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gal…a before eating cannot keep a secret – Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any – Herbert Macauley (1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn’t mean u’re poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty – Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder – Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything – Williams Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria – Lord Lugard (1904)
8). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry – Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume – Nelson Mandela (1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam – Prof Jega (2014)
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly – Barack Obama (2014).
And he who reads and does not share this is naturally stingy.
Don’t laugh alone, make someone laugh…
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