My girlfriend told me late last month that it’s over between us, I thought about it and I found out that life without her is meaningless. So, I decided I should kill myself.
I jumped from my reading table to my Mouka foam mattress, I didn’t die,
I went to an express road and looked carefully before crossing the road, nothing happened to me.
I drank 4 bottles of lacasera with too much suya but nothing happened,
I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn’t see hell!
I proceeded to another level of concortion…. So, I prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened.
I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didn’t die. I’m so worried now because I Just finished eating fried rice with chilled maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing still happened to me.
I’m really upset right now. My friends, what do I do? Should I try plantain and chicken with fresh milk? Will it work? Advise me please. I’m waiting for your advice please
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