One of the many ways of making sure your ‘sex cheque’ (sexual advances) does not bounce each time you present it is to be able to understand the various types of kisses and know how to apply them adequately. This has helped a whole lot of married couples. A wife feels adored when her husband plants a kiss on her hand. To her, it means ‘I adore you.’
Wife, each time you kiss your husband’s neck, you are saying ‘we belong together and you are my everything.’ When a husband wants his wife to know he is caring and he places a kiss on her forehead, he is saying ‘I want you to know I am with you and we’re together forever.’ For either spouse, kisses can also explain your sexual intention without saying a word. For instance, when you kiss your spouse’s shoulder, you are simply saying ‘I want to have sex with you as soon as possible.’
A kiss on the stomach means I am ready for sex. A kiss on the breast or a peck on the nipples means I feel like going on and on from the first round to the second to the third, can you roll with me?’ A kiss on the navel actually means ‘I want to give you a good blowjob and send your clitoris on a treat.’ A kiss on the tip of the pubic hair means ‘I want different varieties of dog style.’ A kiss on the palm of the hands means ‘I love to finger you very deep in-between sex.’ A kiss at the back of the hand means ‘I will be very gentle, patient and understanding with you,’ ‘tonight I am at your service.’ A kiss all over the body is an indication that you want to have a marathon sex for days, and it’s time you both have a holiday. (Credit: Funmi Akingbade, Punch).